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Would it be well and good that ALL persons bear witness to the demonstrations, writings, lessons, daguerreotypes and items of instruction that are contained herein?

A mere few may possess the mettle required to navigate through these deep and turbulent waters without fear of drowning. Indeed!

So gentle soul, before we set sail towards our predetermined point on the horizon we ask that you gird your loins and tie a hefty knot in your bloomer elastic as the approaching storm begins to blacken the skies above.

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Cockney Fact #1:

Cockneys have an internal reservoir, located just near their vomit sack, which can store up to 8 litres of ferrets' urine at any one time. The urine is collected by the 'twisting' or 'pressing' method and then consumed orally. It is because of this reservoir that Cockneys can survive in some of the world's most inhospitable environments. Sewers, chop-shops, pubs, chimneys etc.

Here is a picture of some Cockneys.